I need not tell u the rest what happens.

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder ‘I work just as long and hard as you do but
how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’

Parvinder says, ‘Look at your sign, what does it say’?
Habib’s sign reads ‘I have no work. I have a wife and 6 kids to support’.

Parvinder says ‘No wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says… ‘So what does your sign say’?
Parvinder shows his sign….

It reads, ‘I only need another £100 to move back to Pakistan ‘.

WIPROism 
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism 
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.

IBMism 
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism 
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don’t run fast.

SUNism 
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism 
You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism 
You don’t have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism 
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism 
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism 
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2…stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism 
You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism 
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.

ELIANCEism 
You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism 
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Why do students fail in exams…?

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365′ days.ur birthday. How can you study on your B’day??
Balance = 0 “How can a student pass?

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left
126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left
81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6
days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is